No Booty Bra For Me

It lifts. It separates. (I’m not kidding, that’s pretty much what the ad tells you.) It sucks sixty bucks out of your pocketbook. It compresses your internal organs and makes you miserable in hot weather (or any weather.) And it’s pitched to you by teenage models who are apparently cloned to look exactly alike, and are all size two, and have below-average butt fat. Tah-dah! #bitemynormalassSpanx
For a perkier backside that’s all you!

About Deborah Smith

Designer, artist, writer, and owner of ORNAMENTED POSSUM and THE PICKY POSSUM, selling hand made and hand picked goods on Amazon, eBay, Red Bubble, Etsy, and others.
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